On the Debate Performance of Sarah Palin

With her accent and rhetoric errant,
Her amusement potential’s apparent.
But tonight disappointed;
I prefer her disjointed,
But she was, for the most part, coherent.

 

On the Overconfidence of HRC

Ol’ Senator Clinton, you see,
Has a penchant for hyperbole.
Her opponent’s ahead,
But she’s graciously said
That he’s free to campaign for VP.

 

On George Romney’s March

Mitt Romney’s father marched with Dr. King,
And young Mitt saw this with his very eyes,
Except there never took place such a thing,
And this Mitt surely must have realized.
And his support begins to vaporize.
But what if he was tricked beneath his nose
By someone donning fatherly disguise?
Or Mitt could have been brainwashed, I suppose.
To this, his family seems to be pre-disposed.

 

On Tom Tancredo’s Exit

Tancredo withdrew today, though,
If he thought that would come as a blow,
We were merely bemused;
I know I was confused,
‘Cause I thought he dropped out months ago.

 

On the Alleged Philandering of John Edwards

The cost of John Edwards’ affair
Won’t be limited just to child care.
There’ll be damage extensive,
Yet not so expensive
As the stylist who works on his hair.

 

On the Pregnancy of Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn’s got the public appalled.
She’s been called all there is to be called,
With the child of her lovin’
In the Easy-Bake oven,
But at least she’s not shaved her head bald.